So, I stumbled upon this absolute gem of a printable job application form. You know, the kind of form that makes you question your life choices and wonder if a career in extreme couch surfing is a viable option. But hey, if you’re not quite ready to embrace a life of leisure just yet, give this bad boy a try and see where it takes you.
Behold, the All-Business Templates Job Application Form
First off, kudos to the designer for giving us something so visually stimulating. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fill out a form with such a stunning shade of beige as the background? And don’t even get me started on the font choice. It’s like Arial and Times New Roman had a love child and this is the result.
Section One: Personal Information
It’s time to get personal, baby. This section is all about you. Your name, your address, your citizenship status. Don’t be shy, let your light shine. And if you don’t have an SSN, no biggie. Just write “I’m a spy” and see what happens.
Section Two: Employment Information
This is where things start to get real. What kind of position are you interested in? Are you willing to travel? And most importantly, what’s your availability? If your answer to the last question is “I’m available whenever Netflix asks me if I’m still watching,” then we might have a problem.
Section Three: Education and Training
Time to flex those academic muscles. Did you graduate from college? Have you taken any courses that would be applicable to the position you’re applying for? And for the love of all that is holy, please don’t list your high school typing class as a skill.
Section Four: Work Experience
It’s the moment of truth. What are your prior work experiences and how have they prepared you for this position? Did you once work at a fast food restaurant and have to deal with an unruly customer? Congrats, you’re overqualified. But seriously, don’t leave any gaps in employment or your cover will be blown.
Section Five: Additional Information
Do you have any special certifications or licenses? Are you fluent in a language other than English? Have you ever won an argument on the internet? This is your chance to really shine.
Section Six: References
It’s always good to have a few people who don’t completely hate you to vouch for your character. Make sure to list their contact info and give them a heads up that you’re putting them down as a reference. No one likes to be blindsided like that.
Overall, this job application form is a masterpiece. It’s user-friendly, visually stimulating, and gives the applicant ample opportunity to showcase their skills and qualifications. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a Spice Girls reunion tour to prepare for.
