Hey there, fellow resolution-makers!
Check out this hilarious New Year’s Resolution template!
Isn’t this just the funniest New Year’s Resolution template you’ve ever seen? No more boring, serious resolutions for us! Let’s make our New Year’s goals something we can actually look forward to achieving!
Resolution #1: Learn to Cook Something Other Than Ramen
OK, maybe we won’t be the next Gordon Ramsay by the end of the year, but let’s at least try to cook something other than ramen noodles in the microwave. Maybe we can even invite some friends over for a dinner party (if we don’t burn down the kitchen first).
Resolution #2: Get In Shape…Or At Least Buy More Cute Workout Clothes
We all know that we should exercise more, but let’s be honest – who really wants to run on a treadmill for an hour? Instead, let’s make a resolution to buy more cute workout clothes. Maybe if we look good, we’ll feel more motivated to hit the gym…or at least take some cute Instagram photos.
Resolution #3: Learn a New Skill…Like Juggling Chainsaws
Who needs to learn a new language or take up painting when we can learn to juggle chainsaws? Just kidding…kind of. Let’s try to learn something that’s actually useful…like how to change a tire or cook a delicious meal. But if juggling chainsaws is your thing, go for it!
Resolution #4: Travel More…Even If It’s Just to the Next Town Over
We all have dreams of traveling to exotic locations, but let’s start small. Maybe we can plan a weekend trip to the next town over or explore a nearby hiking trail. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover a hidden gem in our own backyard!
Resolution #5: Spend Less Money…Unless There’s a Sale
We all know that we should save more money, but sometimes a good sale is just too tempting to resist. Let’s make a resolution to spend less money…unless there’s a really good sale. And even then, let’s try to only buy things we actually need (or really, really want).
Resolution #6: Get More Sleep…Or At Least Try to Nap at Work Without Getting Caught
We all know that we should be getting more sleep, but sometimes life just gets in the way. If we can’t squeeze in a full eight hours, let’s at least try to sneak in a nap during our lunch break…without getting caught by our boss.
Resolution #7: Volunteer More…Even If It’s Just Helping Our Friends Move
We all want to do more good in the world, but sometimes it’s hard to find the time or energy to volunteer. Let’s start small by helping our friends move or cooking dinner for a sick neighbor. Every little bit of kindness counts!
Resolution #8: Read More…Even If It’s Just the Back of the Cereal Box
We all know that we should be reading more books, but sometimes it’s hard to find the time (or money) to read. Let’s make a resolution to read more…even if it’s just the back of the cereal box or the captions on Instagram photos. Reading is reading, right?
Resolution #9: Try Something New…Like Sushi…Or Skydiving
We all get stuck in our routines, but life is more exciting when we try new things. Let’s make a resolution to step out of our comfort zones this year and try something we’ve never done before. Whether it’s eating sushi or jumping out of a plane, let’s go for it!
Resolution #10: Be More Grateful…Even for the Little Things
We all have bad days, but let’s try to focus on the good things in life. Whether it’s a warm cup of coffee in the morning or a friendly smile from a stranger, let’s be grateful for the little moments that make life worth living.
Well, there you have it – ten hilarious New Year’s Resolutions to start the year on a fun, positive note. Here’s to a year filled with laughter, love, and lots of new adventures!
