Free Printable Colorable Birthday Cards

Hey there! So, I was browsing the interwebs the other day, minding my own business, and I stumbled upon a real gem - free printable birthday cards! And not just any old boring cards, mind you - these things are absolutely hilarious.

Birthday Card #1

Funny birthday card with a picture of a cat and the phrase “I heard it was your birthday. Whoop de freakin doo.”First up, we’ve got this gem featuring a cute little cat and the phrase “I heard it was your birthday. Whoop de freakin doo.” I mean, who doesn’t love a little sarcasm on their special day?

Birthday Card #2

Funny birthday card with a picture of a sloth and the phrase “Happy birthday…now slow down and enjoy the ride.”Next, we’ve got this sloth-themed card with the phrase “Happy birthday…now slow down and enjoy the ride.” Personally, I think this is great advice for anyone celebrating another trip around the sun.

Birthday Card #3

Funny birthday card with a picture of a llama and the phrase “Happy Birthday from your little party animal.”This llama-themed card is perfect for anyone who loves puns - it features the phrase “Happy Birthday from your little party animal.” I mean, who doesn’t love a good animal pun?

Birthday Card #4

Funny birthday card with a picture of an otter and the phrase “Hey girl, I heard it’s your birthday. Let’s swim and hold hands and stuff.”This card featuring an adorable otter is perfect for anyone who wants to let their special someone know that they’re ready to hold hands - and stuff. I mean, who wouldn’t want to swim and hold hands with an otter on their birthday?

Birthday Card #5

Funny birthday card with a picture of a shark and the phrase “I hope your birthday is jawsome.”Finally, we’ve got this shark-themed card with the pun-tastic phrase “I hope your birthday is jawsome.” If you’re looking to make someone smile with a clever pun, look no further!

And there you have it, folks - five hilarious birthday cards that’ll leave your loved ones in stitches. So go ahead and print ’em out - your friends and family will thank you!